What's orange, empty headed, and tries to be scary?
A jack o'lantern!
Little Johnny is complaining to his mother early in the morning
'Mum, I have a stomach ache...'
'Don't worry, honey,' says the mother. 'It's only aching because you have an empty stomach.'
Little Johnny acknowledges this and calms down. In the evening, Little Johnny's parents welcome an esteemed guest: the Under Secretary of Interior. During the co...
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