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Dues Jokes

Union Dues

A union boss at a convention in Las Vegas decides to visit a brothel. He asks the madam, "Is this a union house?" "No, I'm sorry, it isn't," she says. "Well, if I pay $100, what do the girls get?" he asks. "The house gets $80 and the girl gets $20." Offended by such unfair dealings, the man stomps o...

I asked my pregnant librarian when her baby was due

She said, "Oh the baby is mine, I get to keep it"

How many "suh dues" does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, it's already lit fam.

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Pay your dues on time...

Legend says that one of the Mogul King Akbar’s wives, Mariam, was a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Raja Todermal was obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Raja Todermal revea...

I haven’t kept up my dues to Scrabble Club.

They’ve started sending me threatening letters.

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