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Unpaid Jokes

An unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery

Slaves are given food and housing.

The unpaid internship

A guy walks into a bar and notices a fortune-teller with a crystal ball sitting over in the corner. "What's up with that?" he asks the bartender. "Oh she's doing free readings here tonight, you know to get established," the bartender says. "So tonight she's a not-for-prophet."

What do unpaid internships have in common with raising kids?

You get paid in experience.
And you get a “family”.

Unpaid interns are like slaves

No pay, they just get experience in the field.

What do an apple and an unpaid bill have in common?

Both keep the doctor away

To all the unpaid federal workers...

Don't worry about your bills...Mexico is gonna pay for it!

I dont get why people get hired as an unpaid intern

I doesn't make any cents

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

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"Dad, what's a vagina look like?"

Reddit's new API pricing has forced third-party apps to close. Their official app is horrible and only serves to track your data. The CEO has blatantly lied and only wishes to exploit the unpaid members of the Reddit community.

Follow me on Mastodon or Lemmy.

Slavery is such an ugly word...

I prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship.

A young lad sees the Director of the company he works at park up in a brand new Aston Martin.

'Nice car' says the lad.

The Director looks at him coolly on the eye and says 'See this lad, if you work hard, do loads of unpaid hours and consistently exceed your punishing sales targets, well lad, this time next year ...... I can buy another one.'

My dog was arrested today!

He had unpaid barking tickets.

Password security questions for the depressed

What is the name of your least favorite child?

In what year did you abandon your dreams?

What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?

At what age did your childhood pet run away?

What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?

In what city did you first...

Why did the dog's car get towed?

The dog had too many unpaid barking tickets

Sometimes I wish I was a Tree

So I could make a living from all the exposure I get from an unpaid internship.

TIL College football is actually a combination of two American pastimes

Coercive land grabbing, and exploiting unpaid black labor

A business owner posted an ad on classifieds looking for logo designers...

The ad said: "Looking for a talented youth that can design an attractive logo. As I am a small business owner, the work is unpaid. You will be working for exposure."

A recently graduated graphic designer reads this ad. As he was unemployed and struggling to find a job, he thought that he woul...

A Well-Argued Court Case

The beauty of a language and the art of constructing the words of the language significantly lead to their meaning. This is not a case of twisting, but of the refined manner of presentation by witty minds. A good case for reference.

One evening, after attending the theatre, two gentlemen were...

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