A guy walks into a bar and notices a fortune-teller with a crystal ball sitting over in the corner. "What's up with that?" he asks the bartender. "Oh she's doing free readings here tonight, you know to get established," the bartender says. "So tonight she's a not-for-prophet."
An unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery
Slaves are given food and housing.
A young lad sees the Director of the company he works at park up in a brand new Aston Martin.
'Nice car' says the lad.
The Director looks at him coolly on the eye and says 'See this lad, if you work hard, do loads of unpaid hours and consistently exceed your punishing sales targets, well lad, this time next year ...... I can buy another one.'
What do an apple and an unpaid bill have in common?
Both keep the doctor away
The easiest way to get an unpaid internship with Tesla's QA department is...
...to order a Tesla vehicle.
I dont get why people get hired as an unpaid intern
I doesn't make any cents
A business owner posted an ad on classifieds looking for logo designers...
The ad said: "Looking for a talented youth that can design an attractive logo. As I am a small business owner, the work is unpaid. You will be working for exposure."
A recently graduated graphic designer reads this ad. As he was unemployed and struggling to find a job, he thought that he woul...
Unpaid interns are like slaves
No pay, they just get experience in the field.
To all the unpaid federal workers...
Don't worry about your bills...Mexico is gonna pay for it!
One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well-dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them.
One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $250.00 to spend the night with that woman." Much to their surprise, the young lady overheard the remark, turned around, and replied, "I'll take you up on that offer."
She had a neat appearance and a pleasant voice, so after biddin...
What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?
No, seriously, I want to know.
My dog was arrested today!
He had unpaid barking tickets.
Why did the dog's car get towed?
The dog had too many unpaid barking tickets
Password security questions for the depressed
What is the name of your least favorite child?
In what year did you abandon your dreams?
What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?
At what age did your childhood pet run away?
What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?
In what city did you first...
TIL College football is actually a combination of two American pastimes
Coercive land grabbing, and exploiting unpaid black labor
Slavery is such an ugly word...
I prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship.