An old man told me unpaid labour is the best kind of work there is.
But honestly, it makes no cents.
What do unpaid internships have in common with raising kids?
You get paid in experience. And you get a “family”.
An unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery
Slaves are given food and housing.
The unpaid internship
A guy walks into a bar and notices a fortune-teller with a crystal ball sitting over in the corner. "What's up with that?" he asks the bartender. "Oh she's doing free readings here tonight, you know to get established," the bartender says. "So tonight she's a not-for-prophet."
What do an apple and an unpaid bill have in common?
Both keep the doctor away
Boss told me the intern position was unpaid so I left...
The pay just didnt make cents
The easiest way to get an unpaid internship with Tesla's QA department is...
...to order a Tesla vehicle.
What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?
No, seriously, I want to know.
To all the unpaid federal workers...
Don't worry about your bills...Mexico is gonna pay for it!
Unpaid interns are like slaves
No pay, they just get experience in the field.
A young lad sees the Director of the company he works at park up in a brand new Aston Martin.
'Nice car' says the lad.
The Director looks at him coolly on the eye and says 'See this lad, if you work hard, do loads of unpaid hours and consistently exceed your punishing sales targets, well lad, this time next year ...... I can buy another one.'
A business owner posted an ad on classifieds looking for logo designers...
The ad said: "Looking for a talented youth that can design an attractive logo. As I am a small business owner, the work is unpaid. You will be working for exposure."
A recently graduated graphic designer reads this ad. As he was unemployed and struggling to find a job, he thought that he woul...
My dog was arrested today!
He had unpaid barking tickets.
One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well-dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them.
One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $250.00 to spend the night with that woman." Much to their surprise, the young lady overheard the remark, turned around, and replied, "I'll take you up on that offer."
She had a neat appearance and a pleasant voice, so after biddin...
Password security questions for the depressed
What is the name of your least favorite child?
In what year did you abandon your dreams?
What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?
At what age did your childhood pet run away?
What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?
In what city did you first...
Slavery is such an ugly word...
I prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship.
Why did the dog's car get towed?
The dog had too many unpaid barking tickets
TIL College football is actually a combination of two American pastimes
Coercive land grabbing, and exploiting unpaid black labor
Sometimes I wish I was a Tree
So I could make a living from all the exposure I get from an unpaid internship.