(A joke my physics teacher told) There was a Bulgarian man who drove trains for a living...
He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incid...
Studies reveal that some doctors purposely mistreat people they find annoying with many cases resulting in death.
It's another classic case of doctors losing their patients.
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A CNN reporter, a BBC reporter, and an Israeli commando are captured by ISIS in Syria.
The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.
The CNN Reporter said, "Well, I’m an American, so I’d like one last hamburger with French fries.”
The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the burger &am...
TIL that back in the 1940s, as a result of failed communications between engineers and builders, the Soviet Union built thousands of submarines based on recalled 1850s schematics, resulting in millions of dollars in military funding being wasted.
Whoops, wrong sub.
A fully loaded tractor-trailer carrying 80,000 pounds of Tylenol skidded off an icy bridge, and ended up in the mighty Mississippi.
...Resulting in river failure.
All states should legalize marijuana and redirect the resulting tax revenues to road repair
We'll call the program "Operation Pot Holes."
High End Restaurant
A very well dressed (tailored suit, silk tie, bespoke shoes etc) elegant older customer ordered the very best on the menu resulting in a very large tab. At the end of the meal he was presented with the bill. He said to the server, “I don’t know if you remember, but many years ago I was a bit d...