Why was the delinquent astronaut sleep deprived all the way to Mars?
He was waiting for night to go to sleep.
A girl from a strict family.
There was a girl from a very strict family. Her father absolutely hated fruits and no one in the family was allowed to eat them. As far as the girl knew her Uncle had died from choking on an apple which is why they were banned.
All through her school years she longed to taste any fruit, s...
What do delinquent shapes get up to?
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One day, little Susie was sitting in Sunday School
Susie was a good kid who liked to pay attention in here sunday school bible classes. The only problem was the she sat in front of the class delinquent, Joe. While the teacher was teaching, she decided to ask the class a question to make sure all the kids were paying attention.
"So class, ...
In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous.
Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wit’s end trying to control them. Hearing about a priest nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the parents thought that they should ask the priest to talk with the boys. The priest agre...
The simple rules of dating
A farmer, Bill, finds out that his three daughters all have dates on the same night. Being protective, as a father is of his girls, he does the respectable thing, and walks to the door each time with his shotgun. At 7pm, the doorbell rings. Bill answers the door and asks the boy there what he wants....