I am an accounts payable clerk. It’s no a glamorous job

But it pays the bills

So I sold my guitar...

I sold my guitar to a man with no hands.
So I said to him: "So how are you gonna work that then?"
He shrugged and said: "I'll play it by ear."

All Gratuities payable towards My Uncle Chris.

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