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A curvy blonde walks into a drugstore

She asks the clerk, "Can you show me where the flashlight batteries are?".

The clerk says, "Sure." and wiggled his fingers at her in a come-hither gesture. "Come this way", he continued.

She replied "If I could come that way, I wouldn't need the flashlight batteries."

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'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the City...

People pack the corner Drugstores,
Buying last-minute gifts oh so Shitty.

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