Cvs Jokes

Sit down and get comfy. It’s really long.

Condoms and father day cards.

Guy walks in and says ‘looking for Head and Shoulders’ Old hooker says ‘ok, let’s go out back... but what the hell is ‘shoulders’ ?

and he goes to the female cashier and asks how he can know what size condom he should wear. She tells him to step behind the counter, she unzips his pants, gives him a few tugs and says "Medium". He buys his condoms and tells his buddy "Hey, there's this girl at the CVS who can guess your condom siz... read more

He tells the clerk, “just put it on my bill”.

8 CVS receipts

the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards.

The men’s room was out of toilet paper.

Because drug dealers usually prefer corners.

...with the first one.

I throw half of the pile in the trash. I don't want unlucky people working in my department.

So I bought a candy bar and the receipt gave me enough to last for weeks.

When he looks at himself in the mirror, the man is upset to see his once flowing locks are now but a thinning patch. His adoring wife is slowly losing interest as her once Fabio-looking groom is aging quickly.

Determined to regain his confidence and looks, the man tries everything. First he r... read more

They tried to buy CVS but then receipt would be too long.

I signed up for e-mail receipts at CVS

Pfizer vaccination on Friday night at a local CVS. The place was packed and there was an older couple there thanking everyone for getting vaccinated. When my wife and daughter got home they were telling me about how packed it was. My daughter mentioned the older couple and said that when they tha... read more