He tells the proprietor that he has a date with a gorgeous woman that night. The woman, however has an incredible sex drive, and she has left every man she had ever been with after a single night because they could not satisfy her.
The proprietor nods his head and asks the man to wait. He g...
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A chicken walks into a bar..
..and orders five flagons of mead. After the fourth alcoholic beverage, the bartender asks him..
"Hey buddy why the long fac..oh wait not a horse lol."
The chicken gulps down his fifth drink and laments.
"You see, that ott...