Pharmacies Jokes - 4 Hilarious Pharmacies Jokes

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Why is it that there's no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you shouldn't take medicine on an empty stomach.

I always walk very quietly past pharmacies...

so I don't wake up the sleeping pills.

Nurse: Doctor, what is the medicine on this prescription? I went to 50 pharmacies still couldn't find one.

Doctor: I was just checking if my pen work's.

What do you call an idiot who steals prescription drugs from pharmacies?

An oxy-moron

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