I was struggling to pick up a bottle of water in Morrisons the other day, so I turned to the woman working there and said "Why is this bottle so difficult to lift?"
She responded "That's because it's an Evian"
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I came out of Morrisons earlier and
There was a woman crying her eyes out, she'd lost all her holiday money. I felt so sorry for her I gave her £50. I don't usually do that kind of thing but I'd just found £2000 in the carpark.
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I was at Morrisons earlier and the cashier asked a foreign couple if they needed help packing.
I thought "Fuck me, this is getting serious"
Went shopping this afternoon.
Good deed done today. This afternoon at the Morrisons check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all her change and she only had just under £50. I thought she was probably someone’s Nan and I’d like to think someone would have helped my Na...