A major arrives at a remote post. “Where’s your lieutenant?” he asks a private.
“Sir, there isn’t a lieutenant assigned to this post.”
“I was told there was.”
“No, sir, no lieutenant here.”
“I’m pretty sure there is.”
The private thinks about it...
Everyone keeps telling me I’m the worst mailman they’ve ever seen...
Drat! I meant to post this somewhere else!
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