Why did Joe Rogan take ivermectin?

To prove the neigh sayers wrong.

I held a committee against horses but it failed to pass through.

All of them were Neigh-sayers.

Why are horses always so negative?

Because they are neigh sayers.

Why aren’t horses allowed in the Catholic church?

Because they’re neigh sayers

As a farmer, my days can be a bit lonely. I find solace in discussing my dreams and goals with my animals. Well all of my animals except for the horses, never the horses...

I wouldn’t discuss anything with that group of neigh sayers.

Why are horses the most unproductive animal to have in office meetings?

Because they're all just neigh-sayers

Do you think horses are negative?

They seem like real neigh sayers, and they're always whinnying about everything

There are some that are against the practice of eating horse

but I say never mind the neigh sayers.

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Topical Joes (5/13)

Alright guys, here we are to recap the day's jokes. Let's get started.

First off in the news, it looks like the TSA arrested a woman for singing Whitney Houston on an airplane - but you should've seen what the TSA did when they caught those ridiculous musical militants of the Elton Jihad.
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Horses are the biggest haters I know

Fucking neigh-sayers

Horses are very pessimistic

In fact they're the worst neigh-sayers I know

So I went to a stable for a self confidence boost

I found myself surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers.

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