As a farmer, my days can be a bit lonely. I find solace in discussing my dreams and goals with my animals. Well all of my animals except for the horses, never the horses...
I wouldn’t discuss anything with that group of neigh sayers.
Why are horses the most unproductive animal to have in office meetings?
Because they're all just neigh-sayers
There are some that are against the practice of eating horse
but I say never mind the neigh sayers.
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Horses are the biggest haters I know
Fucking neigh-sayers
Horses are very pessimistic
In fact they're the worst neigh-sayers I know
Do you think horses are negative?
They seem like real neigh sayers, and they're always whinnying about everything
So I went to a stable for a self confidence boost
I found myself surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers.
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Topical Joes (5/13)
Alright guys, here we are to recap the day's jokes. Let's get started.
First off in the news, it looks like the TSA arrested a woman for singing Whitney Houston on an airplane - but you should've seen what the TSA did when they caught those ridiculous musical militants of the Elton Jihad. ...
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