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Sayers Jokes

I can't stand all these negative horses

I've got no time for neigh sayers

Why did Joe Rogan take ivermectin?

To prove the neigh sayers wrong.

Why aren’t horses allowed in the Catholic church?

Because they’re neigh sayers

As a farmer, my days can be a bit lonely. I find solace in discussing my dreams and goals with my animals. Well all of my animals except for the horses, never the horses...

I wouldn’t discuss anything with that group of neigh sayers.

Why are horses the most unproductive animal to have in office meetings?

Because they're all just neigh-sayers

There are some that are against the practice of eating horse

but I say never mind the neigh sayers.

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Horses are the biggest haters I know

neigh-sayers

Horses are very pessimistic

In fact they're the worst neigh-sayers I know

Do you think horses are negative?

They seem like real neigh sayers, and they're always whinnying about everything

So I went to a stable for a self confidence boost

I found myself surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers.
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