A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary.

Knowing his wIfe loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil lamp for her.

When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared.

He thanked them and gave each of them one wish.

The wife wished for an all expenses paid, first class, around the world cruise with her husband.

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A student needs to pass a course but he didn't study for the exam.

He enters the professor's office and explains his situation. The professor is annoyed and asks why he shouldn't just give him an F and ask him out.

"I'm a tremendous magician!", the student exclaims, he flails his arms in desperation, puts hand in his jacket and *POOF!!!* - after the smoke cl...

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