This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Two Assholes

Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer caused by his cigarette. His body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to I.D. the body, so they called his two close friends, Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to come and try to I.D. the body.

Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back ...

The worst thing you can hear is a whispered compliment.

^^^^^you ^^^^^have ^^^^^a ^^^^^purdy ^^^^^mouth ^^^^^boy

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