I got fired from the zoo today for talking to Dumbo
Apparently I am not allowed to address the elephant in the room
Going to a bar
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large woman came in, talking in an interesting accent.
So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”
One of them snarled at me, “it’s Wales, dumbo!”
So I corrected myself, “oh right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”<...
What is Dumbo's least favorite band?
>!Cage the Elephants!<
I asked Dumbo what career options he would pursue, when the circus shut down, and if he would consider interesting opportunities
He said, "I don't know, but I'm all ears"
Nobody talks about Dumbo anymore...
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, "Get me a coffee, quickly!"The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?""No," replied the trainee."It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"T...
What recipe uses chicken and elephant parts?
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A man and his wife visit Las Vegas for their 15th anniversary. Being the spontaneous couple they always have been the husband decides that their first night he will do all the planning.
They go out a fancy steak dinner and he pays extra to have the band sing their wedding song tableside and serenade his wife. She melts.
He then takes her to a magic show and pays extra to have her involved in the main act as the woman who disappears within the act. She is beaming with joy....
I.T. auditor and a Blonde
At this point in time in the company, the periodical security audit came around. Everyone's passwords were purged and new ones needed to be implemented. As a bonus to help employees with the grumbling there was an award for the strongest password that was used without problem since the last audit. T...
What happens when you put an elephant in the fridge? Dad asks little Johnny
"I don't know dad" responds a perplexed Johnny. "It gets cold" Dad responds with a smirk. Little Johnny looks annoyed and tries to protest but is hit with the next question "What happens when you put a giraffe in the fridge?"
Johnny tries to think knowing what a troll of a dad he has. He shru...