"Ma'm, are you Bess, wife of Ernie at the brewery?"
"Why yes, I am. What's going on?"
"Well ma'm, I'm sorry to say that Ernie drowned today at work. He fell in the vat."
"Oh my god! Why? Please, at least tell me it was quick!"
"Sorry, ma'm, it wasn't quick at all. In fact, he got out three times to take a piss"
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A farmer picks up a hitch hiker on his way back to his farm.
The farmer asks "Do you need a place to stay for the night? You can sleep in my barn, but you have to leave tomorrow". The hitch hiker agree's to this and is happy to have a roof over his head.
The next morning, the farmer comes out to the barn and sees the hitch hiker sitting on a bucket in ...
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