Double Entendre Jokes

...I had to rub one out.

No joke.

So he gave it to her.

To get to the other side.

I don’t know if anyone else has had this experience, but I was today years old when I realized that this joke is actually a fairly clever double entendre. I always thought it was a dumb “of course” punchline and it never remotely occurred to me that it had to do wit... read more

His wife's taking it hard.

But it's so, so hard

They all leave after collecting $200.

The bar tender ask "what can I get you?"

The man's says "I'll have an entendre."

The bartender asks "would you like a single or a double?"

The man says "I think I'll have a double entendre."

The bartender says with a smirk "So you want the big one."

PUNisher

...but it got really hard.

And mourned my double entendres.

An attractive lady hires two carpet fitters to replace the carpet in her sitting room after her pet parrot had made a terrible mess of the old carpet.
The two carpet fitters were stereotypical blue collar workers but had enough respect not to make any lewd jokes or double entendre at her expense... read more

They don't understand the subtle nuances of the English language, so they can't pick up on the double entendres needed to appreciate a good pun. It may be a generalization, but in my experience that's how it works out.