Innuendo Jokes - 26 Hilarious Innuendo Jokes

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Welcome to the Innuendo Club

Thank you all for coming.

My coworker just found out she won’t be able to attend next week’s Innuendo Conference…

I guess I’ll have to fill her slot instead.

My girlfriend was telling me about an innuendo contest.

So I entered her.

I've been trying to give up innuendo for lent

But it's so hard, and longer than I realised

I recently took part in the World Innuendo Championships

It wasn't long before I got pulled off

The inventor of inappropriate innuendo jokes died suddenly yesterday.

His wife is taking it really hard.

I saw an ad for an innuendo competition in the newspaper.

So I entered my sister.

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The creator of innuendos just passed away

His wife is taking it really hard

What's an innuendo?

An Italian suppository.

(I can't be the only one who has thought of this one....)

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If innuendo becomes a crime,

How many people will go down?

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I'm trying my best to give up using innuendos....

But it's SO hard.

I tried to stop making innuendos, but it was hard.

So. Hard.

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Wife just asked me to cut down on innuendo

This is going to be hard, so very hard.

The first rule of innuendo club:

come in the back door so you don't dirty up my front passage.

I've done my best to quit making innuendos, but it's hard.

So. Hard.

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My New Year Resolution is to give up innuendos;

Which is going to be extremely hard...

Innuendo

My girlfriend couldn't go to the annual innuendo congress, so I had to fill her slot.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink called "Innuendo".

So the barkeeper gives it to her.

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I was asked to come up with a list of 10 innuendo...

But I accidentally came up with 11, so I had to rub one out.

There's an innuendo competition in town tonight.

I'm thinking of entering my wife.

I'm not a huge fan of innuendos.

But I do like to slip one in every now and then.

I have to look up the word innuendo...

If you know what I mean ;)

Courtesy of Suits

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My wife told me that I should stop turning everything into innuendos and grow up...

I told her that's actually something I can get behind

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I sent a memo to my secretary about her invite to the upcoming innuendo in the workplace seminar

I said I had to give her one and if she couldn’t come then I would have to fill her slot.

What do you call an Italian rectal thermometer?

Innuendo

I'm glad I'm good at making musical puns

Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.

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