What's an innuendo?

An Italian suppository.

(I can't be the only one who has thought of this one....)

I tried to stop making innuendos, but it was hard.

So. Hard.

I've done my best to quit making innuendos, but it's hard.

So. Hard.

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Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club.

Thank you all for coming..

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Wife just asked me to cut down on sexual innuendo

This is going to be hard, so very hard.

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I'm trying to quit using sexual innuendo, but it's hard.

Just so hard...

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If sexual innuendo becomes a crime,

How many people will go down?

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The creator of sexual innuendos just passed away

His wife is taking it really hard

I saw an ad for an innuendo competition in the paper

So I entered my sister

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My New Year Resolution is to give up sexual innuendos;

Which is going to be extremely hard...

My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar,

so I have to fill her slot.

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My boss told be there would be a training seminar about sexual innuendo in the workplace and asked me to invite my secretary.

I left her a post it note saying if she couldn’t come I’d happily fill her slot for her.

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My wife told me that I should stop turning everything into sexual innuendos and grow up...

I told her that's actually something I can get behind

A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink called "Innuendo".

So the barkeeper gives it to her.

The first rule of innuendo club:

come in the back door so you don't dirty up my front passage.

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I was asked to come up with a list of 10 sexual innuendo...

But I accidentally came up with 11, so I had to rub one out.

I'm not a huge fan of innuendos.

But I do like to slip one in every now and then.

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I got in a shoot out with police for making cheap sexual innuendos.

They tried to arrest me, but I didn't cum quietly.

I just won an innuendo competition!

I had to beat off some stiff competition though

There's an innuendo competition in town tonight.

I'm thinking of entering my wife.

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I speak four languages.

English, Sarcasm, Sexual Innuendo and Drunken Sailor.

I'm glad I'm good at making musical puns

Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.

I have to look up the word innuendo...

If you know what I mean ;)

Courtesy of Suits

What does "suppository" mean in Italian?


This was from Benny Hill (RIP)

My local newspaper is running an innuendo competition.

I might enter my sister.

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