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Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club

Thank you all for coming.

I saw an ad for an innuendo competition in the paper

So I entered my sister

I'm trying to stop making innuendos...

But it's really hard.

My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar.

So I have to fill her slot instead.

Innuendo...

The most popular suppository in Italy.

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My boss told be there would be a training seminar about sexual innuendo in the workplace and asked me to invite my secretary.

I left her a post it note saying if she couldn’t come I’d happily fill her slot for her.

I've been trying to give up innuendo

but it's ***so*** hard!

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My New Year Resolution is to give up sexual innuendos;

Which is going to be extremely hard...

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Any sentence can be a sexual innuendo...

You just have to think long and hard about it.

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If sexual innuendo becomes a crime,

How many people will go down?

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My wife told me that I should stop turning everything into sexual innuendos and grow up...

I told her that's actually something I can get behind

The inventor of inappropriate innuendo jokes died suddenly yesterday.

His wife is taking it really hard.

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I got in a shoot out with police for making cheap sexual innuendos.

They tried to arrest me, but I didn't cum quietly.

I'm not a huge fan of innuendos.

But I do like to slip one in every now and then.

There's an innuendo competition in town tonight.

I'm thinking of entering my wife.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink called "Innuendo".

So the barkeeper gives it to her.

The first rule of innuendo club:

come in the back door so you don't dirty up my front passage.

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I was asked to come up with a list of 10 sexual innuendo...

But I accidentally came up with 11, so I had to rub one out.

I have to look up the word innuendo...

If you know what I mean ;)

Courtesy of Suits

I just won an innuendo competition!

I had to beat off some stiff competition though

Yo mama so dumb

She thought innuendo was an Italian suppository.

My local newspaper is running an innuendo competition.

I might enter my sister.

I'm glad I'm good at making musical puns

Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.

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