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It's a double-whammy, Ch-ching!

Yo' Momma so fat, she can't see her dick.

A double whammy

What's black on the bottom and white on top?

Apartheid America.

What's white on the bottom and black on top?

A prison shower.

My family’s new truck

I remember once when I was a younger kid living with my parents, my dad gave me some money to go down to the grocery store to pay the electricity bill.

Thinking I was a super lucky kid & kind of smart, I decided to buy scratch-off tickets instead. Surprise, surprise - yeah, none of them w...

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