UPJOKE

Joke from 1980s sitcom Cheers

Diane: (to coach) can you name a car that starts with P?

Coach: Uh, Pontiac, Porsche ...

Diane: No, Coach, those cars start with gas.

What's Saudi Arabia's most popular sitcom?

How I bought your mother

What do I and a classic sitcom have in common?

We both laugh at our own unfunny jokes.

i'm making a sitcom about a group of deaf friends who live together in new york

it's called signfeld

Where do sitcom stars go to race cars?

A laugh track.

I have an idea for a sitcom about a salt water fish and fresh water fish that start a family.

It’s called “Brackish”.

Watched an episode of a classic sitcom last night. The episode dealt with the topic of circumcision. I didn't enjoy watching it...

I hate when sitcoms run clip shows.

Did you hear about the Charlie Sheen sitcom where he's a merman?

It's called *Tuna Halfmen*

I recently wrote a sitcom about airplanes.

It never took off.
The pilot was terrible.

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because of my obsession with American sitcoms.

Happy Days.

As an introvert I’ve always wanted to star in a sitcom

Most of your social interaction occurs with the people you live with and lasts about 21 minutes a day.

Community is the best sitcom

Chang my mind

Governor of NYC Andrew Cuomo is starring in a New Sitcom Spinoff

It will be called: How I killed your Grandmother

In the late '80s, NBC's most popular sitcom was the Cosby Show, with ALF not far behind. Knowing what we know now, I guess you could call their weekly ratings battle

Alien vs. Predator.

Did you hear about the new Abraham Lincoln sitcom on ABC?

Shot in front of a live studio audience.

What was one of the most NSFW dialogue from the 50s/60s sitcom?

Ward, I think you were a little too hard on the Beaver last night.

How does a sitcom smell

It smells funny

Trying to remember the name of that 80's sitcom set in a bar in Boston

If anybody can help me out that would be great.



Cheers.

What would be the best name for a sitcom set in Afghanistan?

Minefeld.

My Girlfriend couldn’t remember the name of a certain 90s sitcom.

I told her, Blossom (that’a my nickname for her), let’s take this Step by Step. We are far from Perfect Strangers, so I will Coach you through this. As Time Goes By you will see that I’m a Smart Guy, but If I can’t help you, we will start calling our Friends for help. Except for your brother Frasier...

What T.V. Channel will never air the sitcom Scrubs?

TLC; Because, they don’t want, no scrubs.

My wife thinks we live in a sitcom.

Psh. What a total joke.

What do you call a sitcom that takes place in a war zone?

Minefeld

*Plays Seinfeld theme with gunshots*

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Have you heard of Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohans new sitcom?

It's called "two and a half grams"

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Hitler's dad wrote a sitcom after the war....

He called it "3rd Reich from the Son"

What's the opposite of stand up comedy?

A SITcom!

[First Date] Her: So what do you do for a hobby?

Him: I collect complete season DVDs of 90s sitcoms.

Her: Do you have Friends?

Him: No.

Have you ever heard of the paralysed man who aspired to become a stand-up comedian?

He figured sitcoms suited him better.

HBO may have ruled out a GOT spinoff with Arya

But they haven't ruled out a sitcom that follows Tyrion and Bran as they rule the six kingdoms

"Two Half Men"

What do comedians do when they get tired of doing standup comedy?

Sitcoms

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