Sitcom Jokes - 32 Hilarious Sitcom Jokes

NBC is planning a sitcom about the life of Abe Lincoln.

Shot in front of a live studio audience.

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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

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Why can't crows star in a sitcom?

Everytime more than one is on set it turns into a 'murder' mystery.

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I recently wrote a sitcom about airplanes.

It never took off.
The pilot was terrible.

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Joke from 1980s sitcom Cheers

Diane: (to coach) can you name a car that starts with P?

Coach: Uh, Pontiac, Porsche ...

Diane: No, Coach, those cars start with gas.

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I told my therapist that I feel like I'm living in a sitcom.

And then about 30 people laughed.

What do I and a classic sitcom have in common?

We both laugh at our own unfunny jokes.

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Where do sitcom stars go to race cars?

A laugh track.

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Did you hear about the Charlie Sheen sitcom where he's a merman?

It's called *Tuna Halfmen*

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i'm making a sitcom about a group of deaf friends who live together in new york

it's called signfeld

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My girlfriend said she's leaving me because of my obsession with American sitcoms.

Happy Days.

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Community is the best sitcom

Chang my mind

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What would be the best name for a sitcom set in Afghanistan?

Minefeld.

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As an introvert I’ve always wanted to star in a sitcom

Most of your social interaction occurs with the people you live with and lasts about 21 minutes a day.

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Governor of NYC Andrew Cuomo is starring in a New Sitcom Spinoff

It will be called: How I killed your Grandmother

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I have an idea for a sitcom about a salt water fish and fresh water fish that start a family.

It’s called “Brackish”.

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What T.V. Channel will never air the sitcom Scrubs?

TLC; Because, they don’t want, no scrubs.

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What was one of the most NSFW dialogue from the 50s/60s sitcom?

Ward, I think you were a little too hard on the Beaver last night.

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My Girlfriend couldn’t remember the name of a certain 90s sitcom.

I told her, Blossom (that’a my nickname for her), let’s take this Step by Step. We are far from Perfect Strangers, so I will Coach you through this. As Time Goes By you will see that I’m a Smart Guy, but If I can’t help you, we will start calling our Friends for help. Except for your brother Frasier...

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Watched an episode of a classic sitcom last night. The episode dealt with the topic of circumcision. I didn't enjoy watching it...

I hate when sitcoms run clip shows.

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My wife thinks we live in a sitcom.

Psh. What a total joke.

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Trying to remember the name of that 80's sitcom set in a bar in Boston

If anybody can help me out that would be great.

Cheers.

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What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

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Hitler's dad wrote a sitcom after the war....

He called it "3rd Reich from the Son"

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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[First Date] Her: Do you have any hobbies?

Me: I collect box sets of 90s sitcoms.

Her: Interesting. Do you have Friends?

Me: No. I’m very lonely.

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Have you heard of Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohans new sitcom?

It's called "two and a half grams"

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In the late '80s, NBC's most popular sitcom was the Cosby Show, with ALF not far behind. Knowing what we know now, I guess you could call their weekly ratings battle

Alien vs. Predator.

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What's the opposite of stand up comedy?

A SITcom!

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Have you ever heard of the paralysed man who aspired to become a stand-up comedian?

He figured sitcoms suited him better.

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What do comedians do when they get tired of doing standup comedy?

Sitcoms

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HBO may have ruled out a GOT spinoff with Arya

But they haven't ruled out a sitcom that follows Tyrion and Bran as they rule the six kingdoms

"Two Half Men"

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