I told my therapist that I feel like I'm living in a sitcom.
And then about 30 people laughed.
Joke from 1980s sitcom Cheers
Diane: (to coach) can you name a car that starts with P?
Coach: Uh, Pontiac, Porsche ...
Diane: No, Coach, those cars start with gas.
What do I and a classic sitcom have in common?
We both laugh at our own unfunny jokes.
i'm making a sitcom about a group of deaf friends who live together in new york
it's called signfeld
NBC is planning a sitcom about the life of Abe Lincoln.
Shot in front of a live studio audience.
I recently wrote a sitcom about airplanes.
It never took off. The pilot was terrible.
Did you hear about the Charlie Sheen sitcom where he's a merman?
It's called *Tuna Halfmen*
I have an idea for a sitcom about a salt water fish and fresh water fish that start a family.
It’s called “Brackish”.
Watched an episode of a classic sitcom last night. The episode dealt with the topic of circumcision. I didn't enjoy watching it...
I hate when sitcoms run clip shows.
My girlfriend said she's leaving me because of my obsession with American sitcoms.
As an introvert I’ve always wanted to star in a sitcom
Most of your social interaction occurs with the people you live with and lasts about 21 minutes a day.
Community is the best sitcom
Chang my mind
In the late '80s, NBC's most popular sitcom was the Cosby Show, with ALF not far behind. Knowing what we know now, I guess you could call their weekly ratings battle
Alien vs. Predator.
Governor of NYC Andrew Cuomo is starring in a New Sitcom Spinoff
It will be called: How I killed your Grandmother
What was one of the most NSFW dialogue from the 50s/60s sitcom?
Ward, I think you were a little too hard on the Beaver last night.
How does a sitcom smell
It smells funny
Trying to remember the name of that 80's sitcom set in a bar in Boston
If anybody can help me out that would be great.
My Girlfriend couldn’t remember the name of a certain 90s sitcom.
I told her, Blossom (that’a my nickname for her), let’s take this Step by Step. We are far from Perfect Strangers, so I will Coach you through this. As Time Goes By you will see that I’m a Smart Guy, but If I can’t help you, we will start calling our Friends for help. Except for your brother Frasier...
My wife thinks we live in a sitcom.
Psh. What a total joke.
What would be the best name for a sitcom set in Afghanistan?
What T.V. Channel will never air the sitcom Scrubs?
TLC; Because, they don’t want, no scrubs.
What do you call a sitcom that takes place in a war zone?
*Plays Seinfeld theme with gunshots*
What is Asia's favourite sitcom?
Everybody loves Ramen.
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Hitler's dad wrote a sitcom after the war....
He called it "3rd Reich from the Son"
What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?
Have you heard of Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohans new sitcom?
It's called "two and a half grams"
What's the opposite of stand up comedy?
[First Date] Her: So what do you do for a hobby?
Him: I collect complete season DVDs of 90s sitcoms.
Her: Do you have Friends?
Have you ever heard of the paralysed man who aspired to become a stand-up comedian?
He figured sitcoms suited him better.
HBO may have ruled out a GOT spinoff with Arya
But they haven't ruled out a sitcom that follows Tyrion and Bran as they rule the six kingdoms
"Two Half Men"
What do comedians do when they get tired of doing standup comedy?