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Entendres Jokes

One time, I wrote down so many double entendres...

...I had to rub one out.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre

So the bartender gave it to her.

A good looking young woman walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a double entendre

So he gives it to her

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I'm trying to give up Viagra and improve my double entendres.....

But it's not easy

What do you call someone who tortures you to death with boring wordplay and double entendres?

PUNisher

My mom had two conjoined sisters and both of their names were Andra. When they were murdered, I gave up joking.

And mourned my double entendres.

A man goes into a bar where, instead of drinks, they sell words and phrases...

he asks the barman if they sell entendres. The barman says "yes" so the man says "ok, I'll have a double" and the barman says "oh, you mean a large one".

Why is it so hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They don't understand the subtle nuances of the English language, so they can't pick up on the double entendres needed to appreciate a good pun. It may be a generalization, but in my experience that's how it works out.

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