A woman goes into a bar, and asks the barman for a double entendre
So he gives her one.
I tried quitting overusing double entendres,
but it's so hard....
One time, I wrote down so many double entendres...
...I had to rub one out.
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I'm trying to give up Viagra and improve my double entendres.....
But it's not easy
What do you call someone who tortures you to death with boring wordplay and double entendres?
My mom had two conjoined sisters and both of their names were Andra. When they were murdered, I gave up joking.
And mourned my double entendres.
Why is it so hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac?
They don't understand the subtle nuances of the English language, so they can't pick up on the double entendres needed to appreciate a good pun. It may be a generalization, but in my experience that's how it works out.
A man goes into a bar where, instead of drinks, they sell words and phrases...
he asks the barman if they sell entendres. The barman says "yes" so the man says "ok, I'll have a double" and the barman says "oh, you mean a large one".