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Can I be vague, you ask? Ambiguity is my middle name.

Or is it?

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Ambiguity

What happens in Vagueness stays in Vagueness.....

You know what most people hate about ambiguity?

Stuff.

A man is driving down a country lane and wants to smoke a cigarette but doesn't have a light.

He sees a small pub and decides to go in and buy some matches.

Upon entering, the barman greets him with, "Hi. What can I get you?"

"That's very kind," replies the man. "I'll have a pint of cider."

The barman pours the cider and says, "That'll be £2.49."

"What?" asks the ...

Just some funny one-liners

1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
2. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
5. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to ...

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms.

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