Ambiguity Jokes

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Jimmys father would often leave the house, "just stretching my legs" he would say, this sort of ambiguity had Jimmy's mother raising questions, so she asked Jimmy "Jimmy, I want you to follow your father, find out what he means when he says he is "stretching his legs". So Jimmy did just that, he fol... read more

It was on a strict diet of worms.

He sees a small pub and decides to go in and buy some matches.

Upon entering, the barman greets him with, "Hi. What can I get you?"

"That's very kind," replies the man. "I'll have a pint of cider."

The barman pours the cider and says, "That'll be £2.49."

"What?" asks the ... read more

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