A man is driving down a country lane and wants to smoke a cigarette but doesn't have a light.
He sees a small pub and decides to go in and buy some matches.
Upon entering, the barman greets him with, "Hi. What can I get you?"
"That's very kind," replies the man. "I'll have a pint of cider."
The barman pours the cider and says, "That'll be £2.49."
"What?" asks the ...
Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?
It was on a strict diet of worms.
Just some funny one-liners
1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 2. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back. 3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. 4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. 5. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to ...