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Dorm Room Jokes

A Computer Science student at MIT showed up at his buddies dorm room with a new bike. His buddy said “sweet bike, where’d ya get it?”

“You’ll never believe this,” he said, “I was walking across campus and this beautiful blonde on a bike stopped, threw down her bike, tore off all her clothes and said _take whatever you want!_”

His buddy stared at him blankly for a minute, then said “smart. Her clothes would have never fit yo...

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Two girls are setting up their new dorm room together.

One is from Georgia and the other is from Connecticut. The one from Connecticut has her mom there helping her put up some blinds. The one from Georgia asks, "Hey! Where y'all from?" The other girl replies, "We're from a place where we know not to end our sentences with prepositions." So the girl...

Would you agree that it’s bad for Facebook to steal users’ blood and use it to create a clone army?

That’s an interesting question that I’ll have to discuss further with our team. Did you know I started this company in my dorm room?

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I once knew a girl in college named Emily....

Emily had a terrible fear of bee's and couldn't stand to be around them. All of her friends made fun of her for her fear, so Emily wanted to get over it as soon as possible. After class one day she met Dat, a Chinese foreign exchange student who happened to be a bee keeper, and Emily got to thinking...

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Two college roomies (both boys) were staying one weekend in their dorm room drinking. The first one looks at the other and say “Are we gay?”

The other, startled, asks: “Why would you say that?”

“We’ve been roommates for 2 years, never went on dates, stayed here all the time and got con...

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