Why did Epstein never leave his coat with the cloakroom attendant of the theater?
He preferred to hang himself.
Twenty years ago my mother almost aborted my brother. Yesterday he died in a fight with a cloakroom attendant.
The coathanger still got him in the end.
I went to a Superman themed nightclub.
Everyone looked really fly...
but there was a massive queue for the cloakroom.
The Head Teacher
Once there was this fantastic head teacher, let's call him... Mr Johnson. He had single-handily turned around the fortunes of three failing schools in his city with his tight intelligent financial control, understanding of the school's inherent needs, and great relationships with all staff/pupils....