What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?
Twenty years ago my mother almost aborted my brother. Yesterday he died in a fight with a cloakroom attendant.
The coathanger still got him in the end.
The Head Teacher
Once there was this fantastic head teacher, let's call him... Mr Johnson. He had single-handily turned around the fortunes of three failing schools in his city with his tight intelligent financial control, understanding of the school's inherent needs, and great relationships with all staff/pupils....