A man loses his hat and decides the easiest way to get another one is to steal it.
He goes to the church cloakroom to get a hat. A sermon about the Ten Commandments was going on. The man pauses to listen and then changes his mind. On nearing the exit, he runs into the pastor.
He says, "I came here with sin in my heart. I must say, you saved me from crime."
What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?
Twenty years ago my mother almost aborted my brother. Yesterday he died in a fight with a cloakroom attendant.
The coathanger still got him in the end.
I went to a Superman themed nightclub.
Everyone looked really fly...
but there was a massive queue for the cloakroom.
A boy goes to Walmart to get a sign and some markers to ask his date out to Prom
So the boy goes to Walmart to get a sign with markers, to ask her out. At checkout, the line is long, so he waits and says to himself "This is for my date."
So the girl gladly accepts and when they arrive at Prom, there is a long line into the building. Again, to himself, he says "This is fo...
The Head Teacher
Once there was this fantastic head teacher, let's call him... Mr Johnson. He had single-handily turned around the fortunes of three failing schools in his city with his tight intelligent financial control, understanding of the school's inherent needs, and great relationships with all staff/pupils....