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Dishwashers Jokes

I love dishwashers, I have two

The right and the left one.

I put a load in the dishwasher

She swallowed.

What do you call a man who has 5 dishwashers?

A Mormon.

I moved into a new house with two dishwashers!

My girlfriend and the other one.

What do you call a neighborhood inhabited by a lot of maids and dishwashers?

A scrubdivision

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I was fired from work for putting my dick in the dishwasher

She was fired too

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TIFU by putting my dildo in the dishwasher

She enjoyed the dildo, but my wife really doesn't like to be referred to as "the dishwasher"

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My wife for 20 year left me recently and im looking for a replacement

But fuck dishwashers are expensive nowadays

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