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I went to see a psychic after being diagnosed with cancer

I saw a psychic to find out what my future held after being diagnosed with cancer.

She told me I was in a serious fight with my son.

I said, "I don't have a son."

She said, "Yeah, Leukemia is a bastard."

There was a huge uproar when the official theme song of the National Leukemia Foundation was announced

What's wrong with "Bad to the Bone"?

A leukemia patient walks into a bar.

He sits down next to a woman and says
"Hey baby, are you a white blood cell? Because I can't get enough of you"

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I went to see a psychic last night.

She looked at me and said, "In five years time you will have 3 children."

"But I already have 4 children!" I laughed.

She said, "I know, leukemia is a bastard."

Caillou does not have a case of leukemia.

Leukemia has a bad case of Caillou.

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Did you hear about the Japanese man who died of leukemia?

His life was cancerred.

Voltaire said,

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out
who you are not allowed to criticize."

Hence, we need to rise up against children with leukemia.

"I got everything I ever wanted for Christmas, and Santa brought you nothing!!" said little Sam to his elder brother.

"But at least I do not have Leukemia"

Whatโ€™s the worst place to say โ€œI like ya cut g?โ€

A leukemia treatment center.

How to get gum out of a child's hair?

With leukemia.

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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So I found out this week that my mom has Leukemia, and is going into the hospital either today or pretty soon there after to start chemo and then hopefully get a bone marrow transplant. I've decided to send her a video of me telling a joke a day to help keep her spirits up, but I know my library of...

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