Voltaire said,

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out
who you are not allowed to criticize."

Hence, we need to rise up against children with leukemia.

"I got everything I ever wanted for Christmas, and Santa brought you nothing!!" said little Sam to his elder brother.

"But at least I do not have Leukemia"

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I went to see a psychic last night.

She looked at me and said, "In five years time you will have 3 children."

"But I already have 4 children!" I laughed.

She said, "I know, leukemia is a bastard."

What’s the worst place to say “I like ya cut g?”

A leukemia treatment center.

There was a huge uproar when the official theme song of the National Leukemia Foundation was announced

What's wrong with "Bad to the Bone"?

How to get gum out of a child's hair?

With leukemia.

A leukemia patient walks into a bar.

He sits down next to a woman and says
"Hey baby, are you a white blood cell? Because I can't get enough of you"

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

A request...

So I found out this week that my mom has Leukemia, and is going into the hospital either today or pretty soon there after to start chemo and then hopefully get a bone marrow transplant. I've decided to send her a video of me telling a joke a day to help keep her spirits up, but I know my library of...

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So this guy has a sore elbow.

So this guy has a sore elbow and goes down to the clinic to get it checked out. The doctor says "No problem, we just got a new machine and if you give it a blood sample it tells you exactly what's wrong with you and how to treat it." The guy is skeptical but gives it a shot. The machine tells him "y...

why couldn't the girl brush her hair ?

Cause she had leukemia .

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