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Leukemia Jokes

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I went to see a psychic last night.

She looked at me and said, "In five years time you will have 3 children."

"But I already have 4 children!" I laughed.

She said, "I know, leukemia is a bastard."

How to get gum out of a child's hair?

With leukemia.

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Did you hear about the Japanese man who died of leukemia?

His life was cancerred.

Caillou does not have a case of leukemia.

Leukemia has a bad case of Caillou.

There was a huge uproar when the official theme song of the National Leukemia Foundation was announced

What's wrong with "Bad to the Bone"?

Voltaire said,

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out
who you are not allowed to criticize."

Hence, we need to rise up against children with leukemia.

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What’s the worst place to say “I like ya cut g?”

A leukemia treatment center.

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I went to see a psychic after being diagnosed with cancer

I saw a psychic to find out what my future held after being diagnosed with cancer.

She told me I was in a serious fight with my son.

I said, "I don't have a son."

She said, "Yeah, Leukemia is a bastard."

"I got everything I ever wanted for Christmas, and Santa brought you nothing!!" said little Sam to his elder brother.

"But at least I do not have Leukemia"

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