Didn't See That Coming Jokes - 8 Hilarious Didn't See That Coming Jokes

Didn't see that coming.........

A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, "Are you single?"

Happily I replied, "Yes....."

She took away the extra chair in front of me.

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A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

Bet you didn't see that coming.

I went to see a psychic the other day. I asked her if I was going to jail some time in the future. She said no, so I robbed her.

Bet she didn't see that coming.

I was attacked by a man in the street, he started throwing words at me that began with 'TH'

I dodged this, there and then but i didn't see that coming...

Yesterday I went for an eye test. I failed the test.

I didn't see that coming.

I had a blind girlfriend who was both rewarding and challenging

It took me ages to get her husband's voice right

You didn't see that coming, neither did she

An orpganage for blind children gets a donation

After the initial happiness had died down, the caretaker steps next to the donator and tells him:

-Sir, they didn't see that coming..

Someone Stole My Glasses Today.

I didn't see that coming.

I didn't see them going either.

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