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What do the James Webb Telescope and Only Fans have in common?

They both have a great picture of Uranus

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Why are Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Richard Branson so excited for space?

They’ve fucked almost everyone on our planet and want one last shot at Uranus.

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Astronomy Fact: You can fit 63 Earths inside Uranus

64 if you relax.

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What's the difference between the moon and Uranus?

I don't want to visit the moon tonight.

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