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I think it's best to wear two different deodorants, one for each armpit

But that's just my two scents

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I’d been stealing my wife’s deodorants for months before I got caught.

She said “please stop keeping Secrets from me”

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After I got COVID I threw out all my soap and deodorants and I only shower once a week.

That's because my doctor said I wouldn't smell anymore.

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My New Year's resolution is to stop using aerosol deodorants

Roll on 2018

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I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year

Roll on 2017

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