Gillette Jokes - 12 Hilarious Gillette Jokes

Yet Another Gillette joke from a couple generations ago!

(Found in some old paperwork from my college days, 50+ years ago...)

A Nice Young Lady we know swallowed a Gillette Stainless Steel blade. Some time later her doctor discovered that NOT ONLY had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, and a hysterectomy, BUT ALSO she had castrate...

Gillette..

The best a ma’am can get

With all Gillette drama said and done

I guess it really wasn’t meant for sensitive skin

A lot of people are upset about that Gillette commercial

I guess it wasn't made for people with sensitive skin.

My nickname is "Gillette" because I'm the best a man can get.

Also, I will cut you.

So Gillette just came out with a new Ad campaign calling out men for toxic masculinity.

I can honestly say this is the first time Ive ever seen a razor blade company cut their own wrists.

Gillette have developed a new razor, just for dyslexics

It's the best thing since sliced beard!

Gillette researchers are really the best

They got some cutting edge technology

I used to call my ex Gillette, because she was the best a man can get...

Until I realized I can get better for cheaper.

I opened a bar in the coal town of Gillette, WY.

Unfortunately, I was shut down for serving miners.

Ok this is a groaner, so I expect down votes...

One night, a man is making his way home from the local. He's had a fair bit to drink, when he hears this thumping noise behind him. Not wanting to get involved in whatever it is, he puts his head down and keeps walking. Minutes later he hears the noise again, behind him and getting louder.
‘Thump...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A murderer a rapist and a cheater walk in a bar.

The bartender says, guys I told you a million times gillette stadium is next door.

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