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Body Odor Jokes

What city has the worst body odor?

Pittsburgh

I've been told I've got terrible body odor.

I suppose I do need to bury the corpses sometime.

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My girlfriend is developing a weird body odor

It's not awful enough to prevent us from having or to turn me away from giving her oral but it is steadily getting worse.

Maybe it's about time I buried her.

What do you call the body odor from smoking Canabis that just wont go away?

An Elongated Musk.

There's a woman named Jean who works in my lab and everyday she comes in stinking of body odor.

I don't really speak to her much and rarely say hello, usually if I pass her in the hallway I just say "Hi Jean"

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A priest dies and goes to Heaven

As he’s waiting for his turn at the pearly gates, he notices a sign saying that each individual’s experience in eternity will depend on how they have impacted people’s lives on Earth. This sight pleases him as his occupation is highly regarded in the Christian faith, so the pinnacle of heavenly blis...
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