What's everyone's favorite essential oil?

As an American, I've gotta say petroleum

I tried my wife's essential oils for the first time today.

Worst french fries I've ever had.

As much as these Karens talk about their essential oils

They sure do want nonessential businesses to reopen

They said essential oils would solve all my problems.

I tried it but my car still won't start.

This year i turned 20 and I've never used essential oils

Which makes me wonder just how essential they really are.

What essential oil works best for getting rid of people?

Pepper spray

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Essential oils are bullshit.

I've drank three bottles and now I have a headache AND diarrhea.

Essential oils

I told my wife that I have a headache, she says to rub this essential oil on my forehead. So I do. After a few hours my wife asked “is your headache gone?”

I replied “nope.......you’re still here!”

I have now survived 21,364 days and 13 hours without using essential oils or eating kale.

Thank you for your prayers and support during these trying times.

Karen got hired to an offshore rig during the pandemic.

She's an essential oil worker now.

Olive oil sale prohibited during COVID-19 lockdown

Only essential oils can be bought.

A Taxi driver walked into a bar

"Anyone here call a taxi?" He asked

"Over there" replied a stern voice.

The Taxi driver turned his head to see a gruff old man pointing to a young fellow in his thirties snoozing at a table.

The taxi driver walked over to the young man and saw a note next to his head.

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Did you hear Karen’s dead?

America heard she had essential oils

I think my mechanic is an antivaxxer

He gave me essential oils for my broken car.

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The Mysterious Bottle of Ketchup

A man wants to throw a party, so he heads into a grocery store looking for supplies. He grabs a shopping cart and combs through the aisles, grabbing everything he could possibly need for the party.

He's about to head out and he does a final mental check of the things he needs. He realises he...

Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head.

Mama asked the mom group and the mom group said: Have you tried essential oils? I hear hyperactivity is a vaccine injury. I'm calling CPS.

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A woman asks her most understanding friend for advice before her date.

Her friend asks what she thinks the problem in her love life is.

"Well, they tend to leave as soon as I start talking about politics. It's a part of my identity and I just can't help it."

The friend advises her to say everything in her head and judge whether it's political before sayin...

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