Deliveries Jokes - 11 Hilarious Deliveries Jokes

Why are deliveries by ship called cargo and deliveries by car called shipments?

Because Car Go ship

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Did you know UPS consulted Matthew McConaughey to help UPS eliminate inefficient left turns on deliveries?

He told them, "All right all right all right"

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A beloved UPS man was moving away in his local neighborhood and he was doing his last deliveries...

the first home he went to a red head answered and gave him a card and a hug saying how much he will be missed and the best of luck! He gave her the package then and moved onto the next house. A brunette opened the door and kissed him on the cheek and a card saying he will be missed and the best of l...

Speaking of bad deliveries...

Miscarriage.

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Amazon say drones will be making deliveries in ‘months’

So much for next day delivery

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We all know the stork deliveries babies, what bird helps keeps babies away?

The Swallow

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There's usually workers at supermarkets who temperature probe incoming deliveries

It's to make sure the temperature is below the required level and the produce hasn't spoiled.

They don't get paid for doing this, they just do it probe ono

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Due to a huge increase in deliveries, FedEx and UPS have joined forces

And are now fed-up

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was out doing Uber eats deliveries and I delivered again to a house had just been to a few days ago. The guy had complimented me on my shirt last time and I was wearing the same one today.

He said "Hey I remember you and that's the same shirt too! lol". I said "Same shirt, different day".

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With all the havoc that Christmas deliveries bring, FedEx and UPS decided to come together.

Now they're FedUp.

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I'm a delivery person for Kohler. I often spend hours a day on doorsteps and in lobbies waiting for people to accept their deliveries.

Let that sink in.

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