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Deficient Jokes

An iron deficient...

An iron deficient female is just a male.

What are elderly people most deficient in?

Carbon 14

My wife has an iron deficiency.

In fact, she’s deficient with most household appliances.

There were two avid sailors

who were proud of their well-kept boats (the "Tuning Fork"
and the "Robert Frost", respectively). In all ways they were evenly matched as able sailors except when it came to braiding rope. Not that the Tuning fork’s captain’s braids were deficient, but the other had a flair when it came to bra...

What the difference between Tony Stark and a vegan Big Lebowski?

One is Iron Man, and the other is iron deficient, man

What do you call a golfer who hasn’t enough clubs?

Iron deficient.

Hey /jokes I'm the MC at a wedding for friends tomorrow and wondered if you wonderful people could help me with some wedding jokes.

I'm feeling a little humor deficient and stressed right now so any jokes you know about weddings or love would be really helpful. Thanks!

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