I was addicted to not defending myself against nuns.
But I finally kicked the habit.
A: “You’re not a believer but keep defending religion”
B: “I’m just playing the god’s advocate”
I like defending myself in court.
So sue me.
Who is the REIGNING, DEFENDING and UNDISPUTED Social Distancing Champion of the World?
A whistleblower.
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If a lawyer is defending the industry in court...
...are they doing pro legal work?
I was defending myself after a crime spree by explaining that I had hypothermia and turned into a superconductor.
I couldn't resist.
I read the other day that Penn State has spent $237 million defending the university during the Sandusky lawsuit. Think of how many peoples’ education that would pay for.
At least 4 or 5.
While defending the relevance of his laser experiments, the scientist shouted,
"Photons matter!"
I got banned from the local swimming pool today
They banned me for "peeing in the pool".
I tried defending myself by saying *everybody* pees in the pool, but according to them no one does it from the diving board
Why do Americans at DOTA2 ?
because they are bad at defending towers ✈️✈️ 🏢 🏢
I had a really tasty vegan steak last week.
Changing the subject, anyone know a good lawyer for defending a murder case?
A Russian coma patient wakes up after 6 months ...
... and asks for the news.
"Well, we're fighting in Ukraine - defending our motherland from NATO, and deciding the future of the world"
"How is it going?"
"Well, we lost over 15.000 soldiers, hundreds of tanks, hundreds of aircraft, it's a grinder"
"And NATO?"
"NAT...
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