Debate Team Jokes - 11 Hilarious Debate Team Jokes

I used to run a pro-life debate team.

No one could de-fetus.

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The men in my debate team only want one thing...

And it's fucking discussing!

If you know anyone who wants to join the debate team

You should try to talk them out of it.

I was in the debate team in high school.

My best debate was about math. People still say I was the best math debater.

The Boston debate team got arrested yesterday for indecent exposure...

They were all caught mass-debating with each other.

Did you hear about the amputee debate team?

They almost won the championship, but it turns out their argument didn’t have a leg to stand on.

TIL in 2015 three inmates from a maximum security prison beat Harvard’s debate team.

With their fists.

In university I was going to join the Debate Team,

but someone talked me out of it.

Why did the cannibal get indigestion after eating his high school debate team rival?

He ate something that disagreed with him

Bubba

Once When Bubba got a new job, he says to his new boss, “Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!”

His boss doesn't believe him, so he says “No you do not know everyone in the whole world.”

Bubba says “Yes I do!”

Bubba's boss says “Well prove it!”

Bubba says...

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I had a stutter when I was a kid

It was embarrassing and all of the other kids made fun of me for most of my life. Finally, when I was a junior in highschool, my parents sent me to a doctor.
“D-d-doctor”, says I, “p-p-please help me. I h-h-h-have this terrible stutter”
Doc said “Son, I have some bad news for you....your peni...

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