I take strong offense with anyone saying the Republican Party has no standards now.
In fact, they have double standards.
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I heard the Republican Party is considering renaming itself as the National Conservative party
Or Nat-C for short
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Donald Trump is not actually a member of the Republican Party
He's a *Whig*
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A man is hanging out in an alley, waiting to scare someone
A man is hanging out in an alley, waiting to scare someone. After waiting a while, another guy starts walking down the alley. The first guy jumps out at him, screaming "BAAH!" The second man, startled, says, "Why did you do that?" "I just want to scare people," the first man responds. "Well,"...
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Apparently the Republican party are considering banning coffee...
Part of their war on woke.
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A Republican walks up to a Democratic with a face mask and say, “do you know what I say to sheep like you?...
Whatever the Republican Party tells me too say.”
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I hear Harvey Weinstein's call sheet has been blowing up lately.
Apparently the Republican Party wants him to run for President.
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A $50 Lesson
A $50 Lesson
I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?' ...
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I just bought some children's books and there was no porn in any of them
I'm suing the Republican party for false advertising.
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After the recent wave of Trump primary victories, what did Nancy Reagan request for her funeral before she died?
To be laid to rest beside the remains of the Republican party
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I clicked "Submit a Joke" before thinking of what I'd say
Now I know how the Republican party feels.
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So I heard Microsoft pulled the plug after their chat robot slung slurs, ripped Obama and denied the Holocaust...
I guess there wasn't enough room for two Trumps in the Republican party.
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When I was growing up, I went to school with a boy named Justin Reimer.
Now, Justin's father was a Supreme Court Justice, and like father like son, Justin was the head of every political club in our school. Graduation came, he was accepted into Harvard's School of Law (to no one's surprise), and that was the last I saw of him. Or so I thought...
Twenty years late...
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