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Monger Jokes

Every cheese joke I know

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
Halloumi

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a cave?
Camembert

What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam

Which cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese

Did you hear about the explosion at the...

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Totally didn't steal this from r/iamverysmart

Once, the Oracle of Delphi had declared Socrates to be the wisest man in the world.

In response, Socrates said "Surely I'm not, for there's so much about this world that I don't know. I know not the meaning of life nor truth nor purpose, and so much more. Please, Oracle, let me find the true ...

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Curious George goes to a bar

A man and his monkey went into a bar,

On his shoulder was the monkey, he went not far.

Shooting pool all day long was what the man did,

The monkey watched as balls cross the table slid.



And then in a flash the small monkey ran down,

Then he picked up the ...

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