Why do girls tend to make a big deal out of things when they are on their period?

Because they are ovary acting.

For like a week every month, my wife will make a big deal out of the smallest things

I think she's just ovary acting

My Greek friend translated this joke

A guy walks in a bar and goes and sits at the bar, he nods to the barman who goes to him to serve him.

The guy seems edgy and says to the barman “get me a double scotch before it begins”. The barman doesn’t really make a deal out of his attitude and just gets him the drink. 3-4 minutes later ...

I don’t know why people think Trump can’t make a deal...

He makes a big deal out of everything.

The Stolen Watch

One day a soldier had his expansive watch stolen.

Seeing as he was deployed with no one but his squadmates around, he went to the squad commander for help.

The squad commander made everyone sit in a circle inside a tent, with a pillow in the middle.

He said, “Listen, we don’t h...

Earring

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don'...

A man and his wife go Golfing

A man and his wife call into a radio show and win a free trip to the most expensive golf course in town. The husband, being the gentleman he is, lets the wife go first.

"Alright honey, no matter what you do, just don't hook your shot, as these are the most expensive houses in town." he says t...

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Pope is on an airplane

So this guy boards an airplane and finds himself sitting next too the Pope. Trying to not make a big deal out of it the guy takes his seat and minds his own business.

About 20 minutes into the flight the Pope takes out a crossword puzzle and begins working on it. As the flight progressed the...

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So my best friend is a priest...

...but he's still really cool. Like, this one time I walked up to him and said "Dude, I just took the biggest shit of my life!"
He didn't even make a big deal out of it. He just calmly said "Steve, please get out of the confession booth."

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