UPJOKE
dealdole outallotmete outparcel outdish outgivedistributedispensemisdealbargainsalelotadministerundealt

Deal Out Jokes

Why do girls tend to make a big deal out of things when they are on their period?

Because they are ovary acting.

For like a week every month, my wife will make a big deal out of the smallest things

I think she's just ovary acting

New Earring

John is at work one day when he notices that his
co-worker, Zach, is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion".

"Hey Zach" he yells out "I didn't know you were into earrings."

...

I don’t know why people think Trump can’t make a deal...

He makes a big deal out of everything.

My Greek friend translated this joke

A guy walks in a bar and goes and sits at the bar, he nods to the barman who goes to him to serve him.

The guy seems edgy and says to the barman “get me a double scotch before it begins”. The barman doesn’t really make a deal out of his attitude and just gets him the drink. 3-4 minutes later ...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.