I was at the doctor's office and this guy told to drop my pants then he cupped my balls and told me to cough.
The nurse then leaned into the waiting room and told me the doctor was ready to see me and asked who the guy was.
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Went for a testicle check up last week. The little tai nurse cupped my balls and said 'dont worry, it's normal to get an erection during this procedure'
I said 'i haven't got an erection'
She said 'no, but I have'
A farmer was out tending his flock when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from a stream.
He shouted over in Welsh: “Don't drink the water! It's disgusting! There's sheep poo in it!”
The man at the stream lifted his head and carried on drinking. Realising the man couldn't hear him, the farmer moved closer and shouted the same thing in Welsh again.
But still the man couldn't...
I was in Greenland a few years ago and I wanted to try ice fishing. So I went to the local sporting goods store to purchase everything I would need, an ice saw, fishing pole, line, hooks, and a bucket to hold my catch. I drove out to the ice lake, cut a hole in the ice, and got set up. I had been...