A farmer was out tending his flock when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from a stream.
He shouted over in Welsh: “Don't drink the water! It's disgusting! There's sheep poo in it!”
The man at the stream lifted his head and carried on drinking. Realising the man couldn't hear him, the farmer moved closer and shouted the same thing in Welsh again.
But still the man couldn't...
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Went for a testicle check up last week. The little tai nurse cupped my balls and said 'dont worry, it's normal to get an erection during this procedure'
I said 'i haven't got an erection'
She said 'no, but I have'
A televangelist at a mega-church down south was on stage, collecting money from the faithful and promising them he could help anyone.
A young man left the audience and came up on the stage and asked the televangelist to pray for his hearing. The televangelist starting chanting and took the young man by his shoulders and shook him. Then he cupped his hands over the young man's ears and said some more incantations and finally shoute...
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