A man was arrested for stealing cat hairs to make whoopee cushions.
This was a criminal offense in Florida. He was brought before a judge who was a notorious cat lover. The jury consisted of only elderly spinsters. The man's lawyer requested for a different judge and jury, but his request was rejected. The court found the man "extremely guilty and a possible dog lov...
The pros and cons of being overly literal
People who profit as a result of their occupation.
People found guilty of a criminal offense.
A trip down under.
A British tourist arrived at an airport in Australia. He went to speak with the customs guy sitting behind the desk.
Tourist: Here you go.
Customs: Thank you. Have you ever been convicted of a criminal offense?
Tourist: No, I didn't think that was a req...