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Criminal Offense Jokes

A trip down under.

A British tourist arrived at an airport in Australia. He went to speak with the customs guy sitting behind the desk.

Customs: Passport?

Tourist: Here you go.

Customs: Thank you. Have you ever been convicted of a criminal offense?

Tourist: No, I didn't think that was a req...

A man was arrested for stealing cat hairs to make whoopee cushions.

This was a criminal offense in Florida. He was brought before a judge who was a notorious cat lover. The jury consisted of only elderly spinsters. The man's lawyer requested for a different judge and jury, but his request was rejected. The court found the man "extremely guilty and a possible dog lov...

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