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A joke I heard while working in China a few years ago

A Chinese state-owned container ship is highjacked by pirates. A Chinese Communist Party official is sent to negotiate.

The pirates’ leader, waving his gun, shouted: “the ransom is TEN MILLION dollars! Or everyone on the ship will die!”

The official responded, calmly: “I will give you ...

I was watching a new television series on the 9/11 highjackings

And judging by the pilot it won’t last long

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Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered

masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?

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My friend masterbaited on a plane once

I guess he was highjacking.

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What do you call someone masturbating on a plane?

A highjacker.

[NSFW] A man busted his nut while flying...

You can call that a highjacking

If i was caught fapping in an airplane....

Am i highjacking???

I was at the airport security and there was a sign that read...

"Federal law prohibits the making of any jokes on airplane highjacking and bombing."

I stopped and told the officer that you don't have to worry about me, I take my bombs very seriously.

My hearing is next month.

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A man was masturbating in an airplane

He was arrested for highjacking

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