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What do OnlyFans content creators and car tyre manufacturers have in common?

They both give you load ratings

I've never bought anything from creators at convetions.

I don't trust con artists.

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News: the creators of reddit are creating a dating app targeted to people who give up easily

It's called "fuckit"

You know, youtube improving the lives of creators and vaccines causing autism have at least on thing in common

Neither actually happen

What did the creators of Good Burger call their vegan cooking show?

Quinoa and Kale

Scientists have created the worldโ€™s smallest battery, which is the size of a grain of dust but capable of powering a computer

Its design is based on a swiss roll, meaning the creators hope it'll become more popular once they work out how to make a chocolate version.

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I always send an invoice along with my dickpics

Us content creators can't survive on exposure alone.

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The problem with Iron Fist...

The problem with Netflix's Iron Fist show is pretty simple.

See, Marvel is trying to be diverse not just in front of the camera, but behind it. They want to really show respect for the communities their characters are drawn from.

So Jessica Jones is a woman, and they made an effort to ...

The Zebras stripes (long Joke)

Once upon a time a zebra was contemplating his life and everything that had meaning, when all of a sudden he had a thought "Am I a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes"
He pondering on this for a while when he decided to go ask the lion.

After a short time of...

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A women offered to have sex with me...

I was walking through the supermarket today and a women came up to me and said she was in need of help. She said she would sleep with me if I advertised a shampoo product for her. I refused, as Iโ€™m a man with strong morals, just like the creators of Jakes Body Wash. Itโ€™s a magnificent body wash and ...

3 Churches and a Whole Lot of Squirrels

There once was a small town that was swarmed by wild squirrels. The Squirrels made their home in the town's three churches.

The church leaders all made efforts to remove the squirrels. At the end of the year, all three church leaders met up to compare their results.

The First church ...

A married woman is walking through a desert cave one day when she comes across a magical genie lamp

She rubs the lamp, and a genie comes out. "Thank you for getting me out of that cursed lamp! I... I was so crowded in there. Listen, to make it up to you, I'll give you three wishes".

The woman is overjoyed. She jumps up and down excitedly, but then the genie speaks again.

"However, I...

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