Microsoft has hired a new project manager: Hermione Granger...
She's in charge of spell-check.
What did Hermione Granger say to her friend that mispronounced their order at an Indian restaurant?
It’s samOsa not samoSA
This year in Heaven the Christmas celebration was also a costume party. Everyone dressed up.
Many people came as movie characters, from Gandalf the Grey (and White) to Jason Bourne to Black Widow to Harry Potter. Alan Rickman went as Hans Gruber, which made St. Peter exclaim "See, Die Hard IS a Christmas movie!" St. Peter was dressed as the "Fragile" lamp from A Christmas Story. Moses showe...
Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again?
'Cos once you go black, you never go back.
What did Harry say to Hermione when she lent him a galleon?
Thanks for the gold kind Granger!
Eldarion, son of Aragorn, High King of the Reunited Kingdom, was bored.
In a time of peace, there was not much to do, and he was long tired of his jesters. So he called for all of his subordinates, and announced a new prestigious title to which all are given candidacy; the title of “Duke of the Best Joke”.
Not wanting to disappoint, Finance Mini...