A man with half an orange for a head walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at him and says, 'Okay, man, I just have to know. I'll shout you a beer if you tell me just how your head came to be half an orange.' The man sits down at the bar and says, 'Well, it happened like this.'
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A New Zealander and an Australian are walking through a paddock
and they come across a sheep stuck with it's head stuck in a fence. The Aussie turns to the Kiwi.
"Do you think we should help him?"
The Kiwi, not one to turn down easy prey, pulls his pants down in one smooth motion and takes the sheep from behind amidst a plethora of protesting bleet...