I paid a guy £10,000 to smash into my ex's bumper. After it was done, I watched her converse with police office, clearly upset.
I don't know why she was sad, though.
She's always liked being hit from behind by random men.
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A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeeez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."
"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot. "Ask me anything, I'll answer whatever you want."
"Okay," the guy says. "How can you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but si...
What language do the mailmen of Hogwarts converse in?
Did you hear about the guy who can talk to sneakers?
He converses with them
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