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Columbus Day Jokes

Happy Columbus Day

Iā€™m celebrating by getting lost in the grocery store while looking for the spice aisle.

A store near me is offering a Columbus Day sale.

I'm going to walk in, take whatever I want, and kill anyone who tries to stop me.

How Do Native Americans celebrate Columbus Day?

They walk into your house and say "We live here now"

Happy Chris Columbus Day! Say what you want about the guy but in reality....

We wouldn't have the first two Harry Potter movies without him.

How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day?

Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.

The Indians, Braves, and Redskins lost yesterday.

Yesterday was Columbus Day.

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