Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England .
In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico , which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York .. ...
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This year will be the first Cinco de Mayo ...
When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona.
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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?
For hispanic attacks
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Happy Cinco De Mayo. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three
He says "uno, dos..." then disappears without a tres.
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I hate Cinco De Mayo!
-Said no Juan ever
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Happy Star Wars Day/Cinco de Mayo
Chewie today, Chuy tomorrow
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In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time?
Because the signs say "No Trespassing".
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The Titanic and mayonnaise
What a lot of people don't know about the Titanic was that it was carrying a large shipment of mayonnaise to Mexico. In fact, the Mexican people were overjoyed to be receiving this fine delicacy.
Sadly, as we all know, the Titanic tragically sank, sending its many tons of mayonnaise to the bo...
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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?
Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
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Conor McGregor hates cinco de mayo...
It's nothing personal, he just cant stand Mayweather.
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I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco de Mayo
but all of mine are 5/5
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Since it's Cinco De Mayo, I think i'm gonna eat a little mexican tonight!
And after that, I'll have dinner!
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Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks "When am I going to die?"
The fortune teller replies: "you will die on a major Mexican holiday."
Trump asks: "Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?"
The fortune teller replies: "ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!"
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At the turn of the last century, Mexico was introduced to mayonnaise.
At the turn of the last century, Mexico was introduced to mayonnaise.
And they just loved it. They couldn't make mayonnaise quick enough.
Little known fact, the Titanic had a large vat of mayonnaise that was going to go to Mexico.
Now when the Titanic sunk, and the mayonnaise we...
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