This year will be the first Cinco de Mayo ...

When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona.

Happy Cinco De Mayo. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three

He says "uno, dos..." then disappears without a tres.

What's the difference between St Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo?

Everyone is proud to be Irish on St Paddy's day

I hate Cinco De Mayo!

-Said no Juan ever

In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time?

Because the signs say "No Trespassing".

I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco de Mayo

but all of mine are 5/5

Since it's Cinco De Mayo, I think i'm gonna eat a little mexican tonight!

And after that, I'll have dinner!

What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo?

" I don't like Mayweather!"

Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is...

Revenge of the Sixth

Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks "When am I going to die?"

The fortune teller replies: "you will die on a major Mexican holiday."

Trump asks: "Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?"

The fortune teller replies: "ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!"

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks

At the turn of the last century, Mexico was introduced to mayonnaise.

At the turn of the last century, Mexico was introduced to mayonnaise.

And they just loved it. They couldn't make mayonnaise quick enough.

Little known fact, the Titanic had a large vat of mayonnaise that was going to go to Mexico.

Now when the Titanic sunk, and the mayonnaise we...

The Titanic and mayonnaise

What a lot of people don't know about the Titanic was that it was carrying a large shipment of mayonnaise to Mexico. In fact, the Mexican people were overjoyed to be receiving this fine delicacy.

Sadly, as we all know, the Titanic tragically sank, sending its many tons of mayonnaise to the bo...

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