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Mexican Army Jokes

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Mexican earthquake

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is...

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